Phuckers gonna phuck. phucking shit up since 1994~

Long boarding won’t give you chlamydia.

antiharry:

i cant believe theres going to be a panic at the disco musical that’s the dumbest thing ive ever heard where can I buy tickets

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God’s a dick, because he loves me.

Why have I not watched portlandia before?

mutualfollow:

hella turnt

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What if the saying “I slept like a baby” actually means I didn’t sleep very well?

Going to an atheist meet n greet.
Whaaaaaat.

I wish one of us was dead. Preferably me.

American horror story starts Wednesday, here time the witches bitches.

Lol jailbait more like.. I can’t think of a joke.

Tell me your dirty thoughts

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