Long boarding won’t give you chlamydia.
i cant believe theres going to be a panic at the disco musical that’s the dumbest thing ive ever heard where can I buy tickets
God’s a dick, because he loves me.
Why have I not watched portlandia before?
What if the saying “I slept like a baby” actually means I didn’t sleep very well?
Going to an atheist meet n greet.
I wish one of us was dead. Preferably me.
American horror story starts Wednesday, here time the witches bitches.
Lol jailbait more like.. I can’t think of a joke.
Tell me your dirty thoughts